Tuesday, April 27, 2010


“Doctors are reasonable people”
Senate hopeful Sue Lowden’s plan for Healthcare reform is to barter chickens for medical procedures. But you may be unsure how many chickens are required for your medical care. This handy calculator converts many common procedures into chickens so you won’t look like an idiot at your next Doctor’s Appointment.

For Your Visit Please Bring


to your Doctor’s Office*

Plan for the future and take your healthcare into your own hands. Live Chickens are 20 times more expensive than eggs.

You’ll soon be inundated with chickens. Where do you keep them? How do you cook 950 chickens at once?

Let’s be honest, it’s not realistic to take 10,000 chickens to pay for major surgery. But 30-40 head of cattle?

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